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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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