Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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