Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
