So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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