actually, I'm a sock model
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
handjob tips. give me some.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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