Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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