she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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