: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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