Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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