I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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