Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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