If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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