I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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