Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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