Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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