scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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