sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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