Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Success! We fucked roommates!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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