That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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