She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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