Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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