ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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