ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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