So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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