In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just pee around me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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