Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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