He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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