Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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