And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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