Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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