The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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