i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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