I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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