I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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