We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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