We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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