this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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