Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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