everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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