Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
