i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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