wrigley field is MILF paradise
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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