My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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