I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
did you just send me my own nude
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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