Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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