she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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