What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so explain again why im purple
no
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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