so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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