Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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