I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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