You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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