have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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