please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
