she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Randomize
