I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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