Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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