Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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